You have at least one extended family member living in your house.

Your parents talk REALLY loud into the phone

You make eye contact and nod your head if you see another habesha on the street

You can spot an habesha from a mile away

You're at a birthday party and you hear: "Ha-py Berezday to You!"

The letter Z is pronounced "Zed"

Your mom is in the kitchen for 10 hours & still is not done cooking

Your freezer is stuffed with kebay, berbere, and injera

You ask "Are you habesha?", even though you know they are.

You, your father, and your mother have three different last names

You brush your teeth with a tree branch

Every habesha is your "cousin"

You are familiar with the expression "Waaa" and its various functions, which can be used to express a warning, excitement, anger, sadness etc

Your mother and her friends gossip over buna/bun

Your parents always make you take pictures by flowers or greenery

When you enter someone's house you spend the first 10 minutes going around and kissing everybody 3 times

Your parents want to call your name but they call all your siblings first before they finally get it right

A party starts at 6 and you show up at 10

You pronounce your last name 20 times for people and they still dont get it right

You recognize a simple family gathering to be more than 50 people

You say things like "what did he said" or "what did he did"

If your parents say: "shat ap your mouz"

If you or parents pronounce "the world" as " ze worlid"

You have never heard your parents say "I love you" to each other or seen them kiss

You are forced to eat more injera even though you have already had 2 plates
You always try to get a discount at a store even if the item is on sale

Your parents get very excited when they hear the word "FREE"

Your parents tell you how everything is better back home than it is here

The shortest song is 7 minutes long

Your family fights over who GETS to pay the bill, who HAS to sit in the front seat, GETS to wash the dishes, etc

If at every wedding it looks like all the mothers have robbed a jewlery store

Everybody back home thinks that you are rich

Bob Marley is pronounced Bom Barley

You are at a party and you hear: elelelelelelelelelelelele

You pronounce "brother" as "brazer"

Anytime you see someone you know, you kiss them 3 times

You have family who've been in the country since the 70s, and they still have an accent
The men are always in the living room talking politics, and the women are in the kitchen talking about something that happened to someone
...You are laughing right now!